When you politely tall someone to kill themselves

Favorite way my Dad use to tell people to kill themselfs was 2 ways lol.
1. "Why don't you go clean a gun with the safty off." He usally told fellow cops this lol.
2. "Next time you are driving on a bridge, stop midway and take a right."

This could be one of those cheesy quote on tumblr
Falling in love carefully
Then die!

"And try not to make a mess."