The perfect girl doesn't exi

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rosalinas · 7 years ago · FIRST

Nope
I still don't like duckface

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

But you can't see one wrapped around your cock

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Duckface ~ butthole
I'll take the butthole

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dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Fine then
*Hands you a butthole*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Sticks butthole on your forehead* perfect

mialinay · 7 years ago

Ha! Assface.

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

It's ok; I'm used to being called that

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats* there there
You're good, Dick

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Nah, I don't mind

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats* good Dick

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

You pat me often

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats pats* you don't like being patted?
Rubs rubs* better?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Either is ok with me

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats pats rubs rubs*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Mmmmmm

deleted · 7 years ago

Will these rubbing adventures of you guys come to an end?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Nope
Forever rubbing and patting

mialinay · 7 years ago

Rubbing Dicks. I see Ross, I see.

deleted · 7 years ago

It's the dick season

rosalinas · 7 years ago

How many Dicks are there in fs
Cause I only know one

deleted · 7 years ago

I was making a Looney Tunes reference but here you go. @dicklydick

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rosalinas · 7 years ago

Awww yiss *pats pats*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Yeah, double the dick for double the fun!

mialinay · 7 years ago

DOUBLE DONG DENZEL!!!

deleted · 7 years ago

2 are always better than 1

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats* i only have 2 hands!

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dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

But you only need 1 to rub dick

rosalinas · 7 years ago

But I wanna be extra and give full attention

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

If you're really passionate, then 2 it is

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Whatever i do, i put my best in it
Especially with patting

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

And rubbing?

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Yep
That too

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Awesome.
Well, don't stop now!

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Rubs rubs pats pats* my hands are tired

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

You can take a break if you want

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Sits down to breathe and snack*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*Has a snack also*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Steals your snack*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

._. alright then...

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Steals your heart*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Oh my

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Sacrifices it to Satan*

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Oh man

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Continues to pat* i have more energy now

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*has no energy because my soul has been sucked out*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Ya okay there? Dick

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*has no soul*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

oh no, i ruined Dick!

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*goes limp*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

What can I possibly do to save Dick

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Gimme back my damn heart

rosalinas · 7 years ago

But I already gave it to the dark lord!
Can you use a potato instead?

deleted · 7 years ago

He already is a potato!

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Then why does he need a heart

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Because I'm a Tin man

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Awwwyou poor thing
Use the potato

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*puts the potato in my chest*

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Are you feeling better?

dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

*starts growing potatoes from my ears*
I think I'm ok

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Pats your new potato ears* these are cute

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dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

Awww thank you

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natethegreat · 7 years ago

she's gonna stab your cock with a fork :3

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Ouch

natethegreat · 7 years ago

it's a @spookykink57

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frostbite · 7 years ago

THOT DETECTED

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