Dogs have problems too

...What... What if I'm not a good enough boy?

What do I plan on doing if and when I catch a car?

Why didn't he threw the ball?

Why did the human not give me part of the yummy meat that was in-between the soft squishy things?? (Burger)

Why does my human hit me?
(yeah i made it dark)

The human always asks "who's a good boy"... but never answers. Will we ever know? What does it mean to be "good"?

Why do humans collect so many dog testicles

I feed my dogs bits of steak and let them play in the sprinklers. What kind of problens could they possibly have? D: