They in jail

The tinfoil lid scratched my lips in an uncomfortable way

C: straw through the foil lid.

A. B was never an option.

A

My kid is an A, usually because I open the damn things!

Everyone did B so I guess basically everyone is in jail

C: my mom would never buy those for me.

Lifted up half the lid

B and I'm not ashamed of it. They broke easily so it was just easier to poke right through it.

I try to be A, but often times I screw up and do B

B cause if I exerted too much force trying to get the damn lid of when the bitch finally decides to come off it'd jerked my hand and make me spill some of it all over the damn place.I didn't just do what that savage did and have all kinds of mangled bits of aluminum all over the damn place, just one quick and clean finger poke will give you a nice hole to sip from without stabbing your lips into oblivion

A, I am not a psychopath