That's how much your salary will be

Why is this 100% accurate for me

For me you wouldn't evem be able to see the swear jar

I have this awful habit of going;
“I will start the essay at 8:00 tonight.”
“Oh no, it’s 8:01. Looks like I’ll have to wait until 9:00.”

I have a ten page essay due tomorrow, I'll start it later