fits perfectly

trump isnt smart enough to be passive, we all know deep down he means it

What kinda prez do we have for him to be tweeting aggressively towards NK anyway, passive or otherwise?

Kim's a dick, that's why.

and Trump isnt?

Everyone has a bit of a dik inside of their personalities.
But Kim's amassing it more than Trump can.

Some things.... shouldn't be said to an authoritarian dictator who may or may not have a nuclear weapon....

And yet the leader is chubby and can't feed his own people.
Something tells me we're safe.

That's because he's hoarding all the food for himself and the wealthy few. He reminds me of an eastern Asian Cartman.

Christ. It's like you're training to be Lord Dampnut's next press secretary, sero.

And something tells me you'll be ready to gargle Colbert's left nut if it'll get you in a half-assed skit.

Because I'm forever posting Colbert...