Jokes

7 years ago by vampsdar · 406 Likes · 12 comments · Trending

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jojofan · 7 years ago · FIRST

But they are correct. What is this teacher on.

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mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago

The teacher is stupid then.

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deleted · 7 years ago

ITS A JOKE.
Jesus.
Just get a coat hanger...

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rosalinas · 7 years ago

My answers would be
1. Not have sex
2. Chop off your dick

pokethebear · 7 years ago

A bit extreme, but effective I guess

jojofan · 7 years ago

What if your dick has a mind of its own

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diyrogue · 7 years ago

Well stop would mean it already begun. So technically those wouldn't work as an answer because it would prevent it, not stop it.

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captainjackharknes · 7 years ago

1.Haduken
2.Gay sex

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shadowlord · 7 years ago

my answers are
1. Gaysex (Registered trademark)
2. See 1.

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captainjackharknes · 7 years ago

Already said it m8. Bout an hour ago. I'm suing.

shadowlord · 7 years ago

ah but you said "gay sex" and not "gaysex(tm)"

captainjackharknes · 7 years ago

That would be trade dress then, which protects the looks, packaging, and such, then.