Enough internet for today....

Congratulations, you played yourself

*Jazz music stops*

*record scratch*

What the fuck

Custom printed...? Nice option, noted

My question is why the hell you're using someone else's dildo

*mascot stops doing flips and jumps*

It may not have been her dads its possible it was based off of a porn star, but maybe next time don't use things that aren't yours because thats nasty no matter whose ot was cast from.