3 albums by mum

Because I'm your mother that's why
Wait til your father gets home
Put a coat on (remix feat. Grandma)

I thought I told you do that an hour ago
Did you hit your sister (feat. little sister)
Shut up, I'm trying to sleep

Where is your sister (ft. Dad)
If you don't like it, make something yourself
Can I borrow $5 for a pack of cigs

My favorites are
I said don't fucking cuss in my house
Velcro
(she yells that at us when are with her in the car and she wants our backs stuck to the back of our seats)
I do everything for this family and I even have to make my own birthday cake!

Stop smoking pot in the house
Where's my wine?
Where's my vodka? (remix).

I'll take you to school in your PJ's. Throw back Album
Dinner's ready! (No it's not)
We'll get there when WE GET THERE!