A quiet life

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Yo ho, yo ho a quiet life for me. I hunt on the land, that I dwell, surrounded by nature it's swell. I eat me fish out of my dish, and sometimes even an elk! Yo ho, yo ho a quiet life I'm bored."

Floods

*generic comment about the zombie apocalypse*

Yes please.

Loot lake