How to get past red lights

That's exactly what my people, Vietnamese, do
Green light: drive
Yellow light: drive faster
Red light: check for the police and drive even faster!!!
20 years and I still don't know how I manage to survive
Btw, you think it's safe to cross the street when it's your turn to walk, well guess what! You fucking die!

Okay... please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this a double negative? I mean if 0 out of 10 people say you shouldn't do it then apparently 10 out of 10 say you should!! Come on police guys, this is not the right message to send!!

Don't know unless we try!

Also, remember, the faster you run a red light the less time you spend in the intersection, so the chances of colliding with something is smaller.

Science people!