That's easy, just crouch down, extend your arms and say "Who's ready for cuddles?" They should all be all over you faster than light.
Also, if you put a sleigh behind them you can actually travel faster than light, unlocking time travel. Essentially you can make a dog-powered time machine with this.
Also, if you put a sleigh behind them you can actually travel faster than light, unlocking time travel. Essentially you can make a dog-powered time machine with this.