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Russia, you've gotta calm down with your words, there's gotta be a faster way to say 'slorp'

"When you are smoky and you do not remember how to turn off the tap"
Text on picture probably fake but still funny

It’ll be quicker to say slorp using binary code

Thats like when you are watching a movie with bad subtitles and the actor speaks for a while, but the subtitles just say one word
Do you want this?
"Do I want that?! How can you ask that? I do NOT want that because its not the right colour! We have been through this, you're so infuriating"
Subtitle: "No."