You should try this

My forced celibacy is saving the planet. That should at least be good for a Red Robin GC.

I did that once but captain planet turned my dog into a tree

Ok so there was this writing prompt that what if Pokemon were real and I think people could get ice types and try to refreeze the poles

What is the connection between sex and carbon footprint?
If you would have said that, yeah Lambo is cool, but have you ever thought of cutting carbon footprint, then it would have made sense.