I want some Fogo de Chao now. Putting meat around vegans always brings that out in me..... it has such a dank salad bar but at the same you can be like a fucking viking and demand chicken, sausage, steak, lamb, pork all at the same time... with different cuts/styles.... then that Antartica soda.... that is MAAAHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
Buy like 12 cheese burgers, take the biggest bite you can of all of them.
Them leave them scattered across the room and leave a dab of ketchup on their face.
Then tell them they went "animal" while they were asleep and just took a bite of every hamburger then went back to sleep.
For effect, leave McDonalds French fries around and leave one with a bite mark.
They use beef flavoring so they will also freak out about that.
Them leave them scattered across the room and leave a dab of ketchup on their face.
Then tell them they went "animal" while they were asleep and just took a bite of every hamburger then went back to sleep.
For effect, leave McDonalds French fries around and leave one with a bite mark.
They use beef flavoring so they will also freak out about that.