Who has time to proof read? Gotta go be lazy

I try and proof read as a I go... but after it's written, that's it, you get what you get... unless it's in the last paragraph and staring me blatantly in the face. If I was going to publish it I'd hire an editor.

I once didn't proof read and I forgot I left a message for myself in the middle of a paragraph saying "REDO THIS SENTENCE, WHAT IS THIS CRAP?! YOU RAMBLING WAFFLE". Teacher wasn't impressed

Every. Damn. Time.