*Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh*

She knows what she said

I was wrapping gifts with my sis in law and I needed the scissors. Not thinking about it I said "scissor me" and she gave me the funniest look then said "well, ok but I don't think my brother would approve"

"fist me daddy" (i hope some people here know that meme, otherwise they think i'm a weirdo, lol)