Overprotecting fathers

We have term that could be translated something like "i'm mother so". Looks like u have got same one type of fathers with princesses.

Whoever wrote that shirt didn't think it out. Asides the redundancy of stating "if you hurt her, I'll hurt you" then "whatever you do to her I'll do to you" Forger being scared, id be excited. I'd try and get him to agree to both sign it so it's a contract. Pay her rent, then move yourself into a nicer place and have him pay yours. Pay her car note then go sign on a new luxury car. Pay for her to go to school full time without working, then quit your job so he can support you full time without working to go to school. If you don't have much money or wealth- add her as co owner on all your property and name her the sole beneficiary of your will. Then when her dad does the same liquidate all his assets and lines of credit. Tell him you went down on her and then lean back and spread your legs. Or just ask him about all these and more when you see the shirt.