Don't Scare

Look at how we emerged. She probably heard him

When I was pregnant I was super jumpy and easy to scare. One night my husband thought it would be funny to scare me(at 8 1/2 months pregnant), so he hid behind a corner then jumped out at me. I screamed and smacked the shit out of him, ended up cutting him with my ring. His dad runs out thinking I'm in labor. I told him "No no, Husband scared me" Then he proceeded to smack my husband for scaring an extremely pregnant woman