My middle school mind couldn't comprehend this at the time but now
6 years ago by xobird · 1659 Likes · 5 comments · Popular
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adorkable
· 6 years ago
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I relate, Bella
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sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Bitch woulda been dead if it were me. Not because of the sex, but because I would drank the fuck outta her with how good the books be describing her taste/smell. I can't even stop myself from drinking shitty chocolate milk; I know I wouldn't be able to walk around a school filled with some high quality bottled chocolate.
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· 6 years ago
..meh. not worth it.
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
I'm glad I never read the books.
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rosalinas
· 6 years ago
Edward doesn't look like he had good dick though
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