Swan goes nuts, attacks woman

Lol holy shit, the way that dude just grabs it's neck and fucking flings it. Doesn't even drop his bag.

Swan's are dicks

This happened to me once. I was wearing a white shirt too. I think that it pisses them off to the point of attack.

Ouch, swan bites are painful even if they have no teeth

Yo one doesn’t comprehend how vicious ducks and fuckers like them are until they’ve been chased by one

I was chased by a duck when I was a child. To this day, I'm still afraid of them.

he didn't choose the thug life the thug life chose him

Fake. It's reversed.