Looks like he would make a great friend

Wait can I volunteer as well! I... I'm a walking encyclopedia, I know basically everything
*cough cough*

*tranquilliser dart hits @mialinay*

Oh yes, that's the way I like iiiii..

You guys are hot enough to knock me out without a sedative
*tips hat*

Daaaaaaamn dude

This is our smooth operator. @cakelover will take the investigation from here.