No

Yay food all my problems no longer matter xD

I could offer you... A printer. Not as a present though, you may borrow it every second weekend.

I can offer this vacuum sealed candy cane from the 1900's.... it's never been opened and solid as a rock. I use it to club people over the head.

Sell it to a museum dude

Nah its a good club, loyal and has the blood of 100 men on it... and about 20 women.

Wow sexist

I accept the split printer custody, and also, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a sugared billy club?

I'd say at least four