In 8th grade

Excuse me I don't mean to be a bother but I seem to have a pencil in my arm may I have a bandage?

Why didn't your friend say something?

this happened to me with a pair of scissors lol I didn't even go to the nurse, I just went to the bathroom, pinched the wound together and waited til the bleeding slowed down to like an ooze... then I just kept it clean. I had to sit out of basketball for a week though since it happened on like.... a soft area near my elbow on my shooting arm and would open up again if I repeatedly shot the ball.

Once in high school, the guy who is now my best friend was pestering me and really pissing me off so I acted like I was going to stab him in the arm with my pencil in an attempt to scare him off and get some peace. Except he moved his arm and I accidentally stabbed him for real, not deep or anything, but 16 years later he still has the piece of graphite that broke off stuck in his arm under his skin. He agrees that he deserved it at the time, and pretty much right after that incident we started getting along really well.

Found the Canadian