Past , present and future all summed up

My mom and dad should have gotten my adenoids removed then I could be a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist

That was fun

And here we go again. "The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" is life-changing.

He would run a freaking speakeasy out of his dorm lmao

Tbh Elon musk probably died of malaria but a time traveler had to go back in time to save him so he could save humanity

Ummm.....did I miss the timeline where he got a HAIR TRANSPLANT?????

I'm not reading ALL that.

Most surprising to me "Gets a job shoveling dirt in boiler room for $18/hr [in 1988/89 at age 17/18]" That was great money for that sort of job at the time [minimum wage was $3.35 at the time]