Dad jokes

That rhetorical question mixed with a joke is brilliant

My Dad once said to a buddy of his right in front of me. "I haven't made to many mistakes in my life but the ones I did I tried to raise them right." He meant his 6 kids the ass. lol

Throw back to the time I was driving around with my dad and a young man walking on the sidewalk tripped and almost fell, and my dad honked just to let him know we saw that.