Do you want something to not get done?

My life

*pushes up sleeves*
*fills sink with water*
*puts soap on sponge*
Dad: "Go wash the dishes!"
Me: "...I'm gonna go stay with mom."

*wants to wash hair*
Mom: wash your hair
Me:*throws mud in hair*

this literally just happened to me. i just finished cleaning the litter box and i come back into the house (from throwing the shit away) and my dad is like "Clean the litterbox"

My actions are fueled by spite.

Yes