Lab safety caution

How about No?

I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.

Fine...congratulations, you get the retractable/extendo penis.

Best case scenario, super powers. Worst case, death. Where’s the problem?

Yea
We all want super powers
But what ya gonna get is get yourself killed
Not like it's a bad thing so go ahead

I'm Corpse Man! With the incredible power of being fucking dead!