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Hoo boy do I have a story for you. So I ordered a laptop online from ebay, shifty I know and it was coming all the way from USA (I live in nz) and I thought it would take forever to ship but it actually got here relatively quick only like 2 weeks but it took another 2 weeks for me to get it in hand because the stupid postal company was withholding it for no reason. Then when I got the beauty in hand it wouldn't start up and so I was like so much for that don't buy things online but it cost me a lot ($700 usd) so had someone check it out he said there's a hard drive problem better to buy a new one. So we contacted ebay asked for a refund etc etc. The guy wouldn't respond of course, but ebay being the nice company it is gave us our refund anyway and since the guy didn't respond I got to keep the laptop too and repairs only cost like $150 usd so I just got the same laptop for wayyyy less. That's my story

And the unlit letters still spell 'Dolores'. Cue Twilight Zone music...