I'm one of you guys

I can hardly get through my tv shows! Let alone what someone recommends to me.

When truth is you can't afford Netflix so all you can ever do is YouTube and chill

*adds it to my list where it remains unwatched forever*

My roommate is so bad at socializing
That he never pretends to consider anything I recommend him. He just straight up tells you that there's no way he gonna watch it.