Joke #3: (I’m not doing this everyday)

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Fun fact: in Dutch, the word for acorn, eikel, also refers to the tip of the penis and can be used the same way as calling someone an asshole

Sorry but my parents already made the best joke when I was born.

It's supposed to be "it's an oak tree in a nutshell"

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