The worst feeling ever

Or your alarm goes off.
This is me all winter

So you stay in bed and text all of your friends how bad you need to use the bathroom
They all tell you to go before you pee yourself
You refuse to go and continue to tell them you really need to use the bathroom

So you go pee and you worry about waking up the entire house by it’s so loud and then someone stumbles into the bathroom to ask what ur doing and they see you peeing and you both think, “we take this to our graves”

I just go back to sleep and avoid dream toilets.