I'd love hell

This is what happens when hell freezes over

Is this the place in Michigan you can buy square inches of for a few dollars so you can say you ‘own a piece of hell’?

The seventh circle of hell is frozen.

"Hell is cold. Do you remember when you told me that? We were in the cellars of the Dark House. Anyone else would have been panicking, but you were as calm as a governess, telling me Hell was covered in ice. If it is the fire of Heaven that takes you from me, what a cruel irony that would be."

I guess I can get that date now Jennifer