cuddle me or i cut your power source hooman!

*the cat holds up a gun*
Swallow this mothafucka

*drops bullets from pocket that I took out of gun* Do you honestly think I would let a CAT keep a loaded gun in MY HOUSE?!

*I pull out a gun*
Sorry Bud, I'm on his side

*pulls out a bomb trigger* I never fully trusted you...
O.o
Doctor Ew

*pulls out a dildo*
You're gonna get fucked bro!

*backs up* hold on here that took a wrong turn Sunday school teacher here dial it back lol how about we just put the weapons down and talk about this

*steps a little bit closer*
Prepare!

Thought you do that
*Swat team circles you with guns aimed all on you*
This was all a plot to corner you. Me and the cat been in on it the whole time. *Fist bumps cat paw*
We are tired of all the gross stuff on this site we figured get rid of Doctor Ew get rid of the Ew!

You'll never catch me!
*throws down a smoke bomb and disappears forever, taking the cat with me*

Damn you! You got away this time but we will get you some day!
*Returns to my laptop. Whispers under breath* some day.