Well I am a foreveralone

He's an Emperor.

Fair enough

And those are scissors

Hmm. You are correct. Now it’s weird again. Even Emperors shouldn’t be sleeping with scissors.

Who doesn't sleep with scissors?

I know I always do. You never know when you are going to have to defend your pet rock.

You people are deranged. Scissors are used for cutting sleeves and as an aid to running. Those their only known purposes. When not in use the manufacturers recommend storage in “one of those steel briefcases you only see in the movies sized to fit currency perfectly for ransom and/or illicit payment.” Sleeping near them puts you at risk for heart disease and fibromyalgia especially if you are using an MAOI.