Who is more American

After the original settlers did such a good job assimilating to native customs and culture, you'd think others would put in the same effort right? in America we speak English, surely the native language of this continent. Well- not really English- there's South American and other influences and English itself is full of Latin and other European and mixed roots. But still... they could take on American concepts like the cowboy (wait- cowboys are Spanish?) then apple pie! (Oh... British..) well a nice game of baseball and a hot dog! (Wait- despite baseball historians claims, the roots of baseball can be traced back to the 14th century and it's unlikely that the early colonists weren't familiar with the folk games that developed from those early games; and hot dogs were brought by Germans?!) well anyway- the point is at least respect the English/Latin/French/etc based system of American government. Otherwise this country would become some kind of... melting pot of many cultures!

These "refugees" from africa and syria are dogshit human beings, but pakistanis are okay in my book, based on what I've seen from the local gas station owners. They really do assimilate. There's one guy, about my age, who works the night shift at the one closest to my house. We call him "chief" because he has long hair and looks kinda like a native american. He wears a camo jacket, rides a motorcycle and has a red corvette (it's old), listens to electronic music in the store, and has a handgun on his belt. He's real laid back and doesn't have that fake cheerful "how can I help you?" attitude that some cashiers put on, but he isn't a lazy douche either. He's the best example, but they all seem alright to me.

Well none of that is totally horrible... (!)