A man playing his cards right

what about the girls who are 30?

I'm not even 30 but a anaesthesiologist and a puppy breeder and handsome. I'm down for that

Take me now.
I mean what, I never said anything.

...did anyone else notice that he works at black mesa?

I'd go for him just for the puppies and Black Mesa. I don't care about the rest.
Thought the family part is a bit of a turn off for me, I'm not a family type of gal.