Are English teachers done failed us. 

Dam rite

Fuk ya

My eyes are bleeding

Eye bleach folks, get your complimentary eye bleach drops here!

This gave me a seizure

I

I fixed it, if anyone wants to soothe their burning eyes, here you go:
*grown ups
*do
*not
*know
*right
*they're
*to
*too
*damn
*high
Damn do I feel better now

My eye is twitching.