Great concept

i think viande is meat but there's probably words for individual meats.

I just looked it up, bœuf is indeed a synonym for viande (beef)

coo.

Bœuf (which means beef, and is maculine, LE bœuf) is not beouf. In fact I don't even know Labeouf is pronounced. But it's not french, and pretty sure it does not rhyme with œuf (egg) at all. (Œuf is not pronounced oof)

I think maybe it was LeBoeuf at some point but has been bastardized over generations of non-French speaking people
Boeuf and oeuf sound kind of like buff and uff right?

I guess? Depends on how you pronounce your u

Come on, was I really downvoted for speaking my own language?

Uh, is Yuki still alive