Me as heck

Aliens will have a fun time with us, especially if they also evolved as pack hunters.

I unfortunately do this with cars. My latest rescue was literally in the wrecker's yard waiting to be crushed

Anyone else slept with all their plushie so no one would be sad? And can't put back something in a store once you've told them you're gonna take them away?

When I see toys laying on the floor in the shop I work in, I always put them back where they belong and tell them to stay there so that someone can fall in love with them

It's why most vegetarians are teenage girls

When I was a kid, I always used to choose the toys that had fallen off the shelf or weren’t as fully-stuffed as the others—it I thought it looked sad or oppressed, I would ‘adopt’ it.