This almost sounds like the dude at textastrophe (dot)com. He text people who are trying to sell, buy, rent or in search of, from Craigslist(dot)com messing with them in various ways. But he don’t use very vulgar language like this person does. This is funny cause the seller was just goin along with it, an didn’t let it get to her/him.
She has more patience than I do
Well i guess she'll be cold ass dead then for choosing someone like you as partner
"I'll pay you in exposure"