I have a story kind of like these but I wasn't high or drunk.
I was a sleep deprived mom. lol
I still am. lol
I tried to take my daughter to school 2 times in a row.
I woke up to the alarm got my kid ready for school (she was in kindergarten) and I got her to the school, all was fine.
When I get home I am still tired so I take a nap. My husband was still asleep in bed. About an hour later his alarm for him to get up and ready for work goes off. I jolt up and and ask, "Wait what time is it?" He says it is 9am I freak out "O SHIT I OVER SLEPT! QUICK WAKE KIMBERS WE GOT TO HURRY!" I start getting dressed in a panic my husband is taking his time getting dressed. So I yell at him for not getting our daughter up and I run to her room to wake her but she isn't there. And that is when it hits me I already took her to school. My husband is at the door of the room and says "Did you seriously forget you already took her?"
I just stand there beet red and say yes shut up and went back to bed.
Got home once from a school field trip that lasted about 6 days with constant hiking and horrible food, all with 5-6 hours a sleep per night. (Might not sound terrible but it was for me). But anyway I got picked up, wolfed down two burgers at Wendy's, went home and decided I needed some cereal right fucking then. I poured a huge bowl and stood in front of the sink while I ate. When I finish I always rinse out the bowl in the sink and put it in the dishwasher. So this time without thinking I dumped my brand new bowl of cereal into the sink and turned the water on. I just stood there staring into the drain for what felt like hours.
I was a sleep deprived mom. lol
I still am. lol
I tried to take my daughter to school 2 times in a row.
I woke up to the alarm got my kid ready for school (she was in kindergarten) and I got her to the school, all was fine.
When I get home I am still tired so I take a nap. My husband was still asleep in bed. About an hour later his alarm for him to get up and ready for work goes off. I jolt up and and ask, "Wait what time is it?" He says it is 9am I freak out "O SHIT I OVER SLEPT! QUICK WAKE KIMBERS WE GOT TO HURRY!" I start getting dressed in a panic my husband is taking his time getting dressed. So I yell at him for not getting our daughter up and I run to her room to wake her but she isn't there. And that is when it hits me I already took her to school. My husband is at the door of the room and says "Did you seriously forget you already took her?"
I just stand there beet red and say yes shut up and went back to bed.