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famousone
· 6 years ago
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Nope. I make it a point to have more to look forward to than an easy life that would only leave me dissatisfied or worse: bored.
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Boredom will be the death of me.
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guest
· 6 years ago
I’ve got 19 years and 10 months to go until we are on easy street.
pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Life as the parent of an active child.
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ghilliegirl
· 6 years ago
Yes! Just need to get through these shenanigans, then all will be ok.....bit ot never ends!
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funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Nah, I'm set up. Now I worry about stupid shit, like the most efficient way to get from my chair to my patio door and what order I should switch from my house shoes to my patio sandals in; and then remembering the return journey so I don't have to turn into a helicopter when switching back.
scatmandingo
· 6 years ago
I’m interested. Tell us more.
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
Well I don't have any carpet in the upstairs right now and still have to seal the tile on my patio.. and my stairs are being replaced right now (should be done on mon-tues when they wrap everything up and stain it) so I have assigned my different shoes/sandals different roles as to not track wood chips or sawdust everywhere. I have a pair of sandals next to the patio, a pair for when I walk around with upstairs, a pair for going up and down the stairs, a pair for walking downstairs in and then a pair in the garage for whenever I need to go and run errands or go on an adventure. There's also a pair near my toilet since I haven't solved my TP chaffing issue and tracking little flakes of TP around the house unnecessarily aggravates me.
scatmandingo
· 6 years ago
Your admittedly comprehensive sandal strategy is of secondary interest to the revelation that you can convert your physical form into that of a helicopter.
funkmasterrex
· 6 years ago
oh that's just because if I do it wrong the sandals/house shoes face the wrong direction so I have to spin and place my feet in the correct direction. I mean I don't... HAVE to... I guess I could just pick them up, but that's not nearly as fun as twirling into them like a helicopter.
