My brother once played a female drawf when we use to play Dungeons and Dragons. He named her Dave and she had a long beard that she tucked in her belt. She never spoke but did different dances when she wanted to say anything. (My brother made this all up just to mess with people lol.)
His favorite thing to do was when we were with new players he would make them super uncomfortable because Dave was a huge flirt. He made us swear to never say Dave was a boy or a girl.
My brother once had Dave sit on the lap of the King of Thieves and rub the King of Thieves chest hair. When the King of Thieves asked if Dave is woman or man my brother made Dave flash the King of Thieves but Dave's beard was in the way so the King of Thieves never got his answer.
My brother was well known for making characters that were made just so he could mess with people.
lol yeah you would think but he isn't gay he just loves to joke. His favorite victim is our baby brother.
One time he was an inch from our baby brothers face and our baby brother said "if you wasn't so big I would kick your butt." So he said "if you wasn't so ugly I would kiss you aw what the hell." Than grabbed him by the back of his head and our baby brother screamed like a little girl lol. Than he yelled "let your big brother love you! Give big bro bro kisses!!!" And my little brother ran away screaming "NOOOOOOOO YOU PERVERT!" lol our baby brother was 22 at the time and my other brother was 30.
Of course he isn't into incest lol he just loves to see people be squirm. lol
To be honest he is Asexual as am I but unlike me he never wants to date or marry.
That's how Pratchett talks about dwarves in The Discworld. Dwarves are really shy and will not mention sex or anything, for everyones' equal and there is no need to know whether one's a female or a male. If a dwarf likes another dwarf very much, they will both discover each other's sex on their honey moon.
However, in Ankh-Morpork, a movement started among female dwarves to wear dresses or even cut their beard, which is not really accepted in Dwarf Society.
If you've never read I trully encourage you to read The Discworld saga.
My future purpose in life : read them in English. The French version is good, but Pratchett's universe is huge and made of a thousand puns..., which is why I should now read the original version :)
My advice : don't start with the first and 2nd one. I would advise you to start with "Guards ! guards!"
@hood : 23 ? No, it sounds a little bit exagerated. There are indeed several "stories" in The Discworld saga (The Death - and his family - series, The Witches series, Rincewind series, Guards series etc..). There are all more or less connected. For instance, "Hogfather night" follows the Death's granddaughter as a main character, but characters of the Guards series will be there too.
The prophecy is true and I have returned, Muffin Man. *muffins for everyone. Pulls out a sparkly muffin as huge as my head* This muffin is for you hood. I missed ya. :'(
Missed you too how have you been?... where have you been? Why are you carrying twice as many weapons as before.... no wait that's the normal amount you're just wearing shorter, slightly more revealing clothes, never mind false alarm.... but stil how's things?
I have been to the land Far Far Away..traffic was terrible. I am weary but I am ok now, I think I'm ok. I'm glad you like my outfit, you don't think it's too much? I mean I was concerned it was too revealing.
I mean the pants are a little tight looking but otherwise pretty pg 13.. minus the guns and bombs, etc. But anyways which far off land did you visit and what you been up to? How many evil corporations have you overthrown? Also is that a pet dragon? I mean i see it has a collar and all so i assume its your pet...
*scratches dragons nose* He was a rescue, can you believe no one claimed him? Don't worry he's had his shots but he might be warm he gets very excited when he hears me say m u f f i n s. You should help me name him! I was extremely ill for a time. I believe it was witches. They cast a spell on me, thank goodness I found the ingredients to the serum that saved me.
Well he's a Taurus, he likes long walks in the park, flying around, and eating Cheetos. (The puffs not the crunchy ones) He loves butterflies, smal monkeys, and bull frogs. I don't know that much about his past but he does have an I Mom tatoo on one of his wings. When I got him he he also had a black pleather collar with little metal spikes on it. So I assume he's a little emo, and he loves screaming metal.
*using a legendary boxing spokesman voice* I give you my dragon, eater of souls..desrtoyer of worlds AND the devourer of light.....Richard! *feels like the scribe from A Knights Tale* we'll introduce him that way. Lol
His favorite thing to do was when we were with new players he would make them super uncomfortable because Dave was a huge flirt. He made us swear to never say Dave was a boy or a girl.
My brother once had Dave sit on the lap of the King of Thieves and rub the King of Thieves chest hair. When the King of Thieves asked if Dave is woman or man my brother made Dave flash the King of Thieves but Dave's beard was in the way so the King of Thieves never got his answer.
My brother was well known for making characters that were made just so he could mess with people.
One time he was an inch from our baby brothers face and our baby brother said "if you wasn't so big I would kick your butt." So he said "if you wasn't so ugly I would kiss you aw what the hell." Than grabbed him by the back of his head and our baby brother screamed like a little girl lol. Than he yelled "let your big brother love you! Give big bro bro kisses!!!" And my little brother ran away screaming "NOOOOOOOO YOU PERVERT!" lol our baby brother was 22 at the time and my other brother was 30.
Of course he isn't into incest lol he just loves to see people be squirm. lol
To be honest he is Asexual as am I but unlike me he never wants to date or marry.
O if you want to see a picture of him this is him and my youngest brother. The youngest is the one in the hat. lol
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/402122/guys-i-decided-to-finally-show-what-i-look-like/
However, in Ankh-Morpork, a movement started among female dwarves to wear dresses or even cut their beard, which is not really accepted in Dwarf Society.
If you've never read I trully encourage you to read The Discworld saga.
My advice : don't start with the first and 2nd one. I would advise you to start with "Guards ! guards!"
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PERFECT!