At restaurant with friend: "Oh hey one sec I just need to consume my fortune."
"Haha, wait what are you doing?"
Mouth full of paper: "Comsumingmafortune? Duh?"
For about 15 seconds I had my cousin convinced that chocolate kisses came from turkeys(because turkey poo resembles kisses). Babies pooped out little kisses and adults pooped out big ones. Then he tried to eat one but I didnt let him
My brothers would lock me in the bathroom and turn the lights off and scare me with bloody Mary lol and said if I don't eat my stomach with start digesting itself XD
"Haha, wait what are you doing?"
Mouth full of paper: "Comsumingmafortune? Duh?"