Time to shame myself?
I once had a competition with who could outsin everyone else and it turned into me drawing porn and making a 5,000ish word story alongside it which may or may not be illegal to do as a minor I'm not entirely sure
"Whenever a cockroach crosses my path, I find a way to trip on it."
"I sometimes screech like I'm getting murdered, and my parents come in to find a tiny moth has landed on me."
"I accidently cut the tip of my toe off with a plastic bag"
Sigh...
My dog chewed my shoes
I later had dog for diner that night and came to him so he knew what I had and told him he's next
He never touches my shoes ever again
I once had a competition with who could outsin everyone else and it turned into me drawing porn and making a 5,000ish word story alongside it which may or may not be illegal to do as a minor I'm not entirely sure
Send shivers down my spine, body aching all the time,
"I sometimes screech like I'm getting murdered, and my parents come in to find a tiny moth has landed on me."
"I accidently cut the tip of my toe off with a plastic bag"
Sigh...
I later had dog for diner that night and came to him so he knew what I had and told him he's next
He never touches my shoes ever again