Wow. Just.. Wow. Get help

Watashi wa sore no tame ni ochita

Wait what does it actually mean in English?

Well, it started with “sucky”, so I thought it might have some more fun words

I even try it with the accent of anime characters

*reads the first two sentences*
*realises I'm not gonna understand twat*
*skips to the end*
"You don't know Japanese but try to read anything abou sex. I worry about you"
*gets annoyed enough to write this comment but not enough to think that it actually matters*

but it is not even Japanese...

@kakaburra *Doesn't comprehend. Still read sex!*

There's also the fact that it isn't Japanese. For starters, there's no "di" sound in Japanese.