Super cool chopsticks

No no. Chop? A lightsaber is not some clumsy or random tool one chops away with. It’s an elegant weapon from a more civilized time. These are flow sticks. One must let the force flow through them, and by extension their light saber must flow gracefully.

Super cool cancer

yeah but you would slice through everything you try to pick up

take these to a traditional restaurant in japan and ignore the judgemental stares

May the fork be with you

You can get these from ThinkGeek and I need them.