Once we get flappy Dinos we can have both. Just get one of those super big flappy Dinos to carry our brrrrnt trexs and we have both a delivery service and an attack helicopter.
Maybe we need to start making 2 kinds of cemeteries one that is all fenced off and neat and clean and made for mourners to come and morn and then there is the other kind that has leaves on the ground squirrels burying nuts and children running around playing. A bit of chaos and a bit of fun. Id rather a couple kids playing ring around the rosie with my head stone instead of some one yelling get off the grass and show some respect.
Actually I think in most places US based (she?) would only get charged with public indecency for fucking a corpse as her vagina would have to be exposed. There's no specific law to my knowledge that bans necrophilia and corpses don't have any rights.
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