Tip on how to skip work

I just wanna say how blessed I feel to have a friend like you @Zombieboi. Cause some people are stingy with this type of info. But you are true bud that is lookin out for me! I’m fixing to send that exact quote to him. Bet it get a huge raise on top of not having to go back to work. I’m so freaking excited!!!

Or maybe while you are sleeping, someone sneaks into your bed and then sucks your ass.